Thomas L Vaultonburg vaultonburg@gmail.com Bio (auto) My name is Thomas L Vaultonburg I am the editor of Zombie Logic Press, owner of Castaways Bar and Grill in Loves Park, Illinois and head of security for The Rockford Rage Women’s Roller Derby League I enjoy Tab Cola and zombie movies I have made all of my books availble free of charge in ebook form at www.zombielogicpress.com. | | |
The following work is Copyright © 2008, and owned by Thomas L Vaultonburg and may not be distributed or reprinted in any form whatsoever without written permission from the author. Good Intentions A well meaning Comrade dropped Off a basket of learning Tools for my neice and nephew Among the colorful array Of big red dogs And purple dinosaurs I found a book titled “God Thought Of It First ” I paused to consider: Pernicious anemia, Gary, Indiana, Republicans, The Ford Pinto I sure never would Have thought of it Robicide
In the darkness My drunken, booted Foot crushed My nephew’s Robot that speaks Seven languages And makes great Margaritas They’re charging me With robicide But I’m pleading Second degree Roboslaughter with Extenuating circumstances.
Fungicide
I dropped A shittake Mushroom On the floor Then stepped On it Leaving my Salad Without Fungus. Potency
Sexologists in Nashua say When the male ejaculates Multiple times in a day The semen becomes Increasingly potent Until a single cumshot Could impregnate An entire nunnery Or is that a single Thimblefull of botulism… Either way this is my fifth Poem of the day And it won’t be killing Or impregnating Anyone nun or otherwise.
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Jennifer Ethington greeneyedelf@juno.com Bio (auto) I reside in Lawrenceville, New Jersey Poetry has always been a way for me to hold up a mirror to my soul and see what’s really hiding therein Among my new year’s resolutions for 2008 is to begin doing readings in New York, so fingers crossed. | | |
The following work is Copyright © 2008, and owned by Jennifer Ethington and may not be distributed or reprinted in any form whatsoever without written permission from the author. Balby Trash She’s taking it now, you know Did you really think she’d change? become the perfect wife perfect mommy pushing the pram Harder, Faster Such a good woman Did you think she’d be relegated to vacuuming your floors? Back and forth Back and forth A ring on her finger, A ring on his cock, it’s all the same to a ten-bob whore I think you enjoy the pain the agony of not knowing where she is whom she’s seeing who’s got her bent over a table when she’s coming home how many tears you’ll have to cry before she’s back saying sorry once again and you get to play the martyr Jerking off in the shower and thinking of me. Winter
cathartic ambling snotcicles, scarf too tight blue flecks become steel in my eyes but you never saw my frozen tears while you were gone I shared them with the Sicilian lady down the road
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